Tag: poetry
member name: Stuart the Creative Doctor G.
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January 18, 2009 09:37 PM EST --
There once was a blacksmith named Cade,
Who made, by himself, a gold spade,
But a rockslide came down
And covered his town,
And they ne'er found where the spade Cade made laid.
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January 18, 2009 10:16 PM EST --
There once was a network called Gather,
Whose members decided they'd rather
Share clean jokes and pix,
And opinions, than mix
In nude shots that would cause . . .
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January 21, 2009 07:23 PM EST --
The first task for Michelle Obama,
Change her title without causing drama,
"First Lady sounds old,
So I'll be quite bold,
And switch to The Obama Mama!" . . .
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July 04, 2009 12:11 PM EDT --
A parachute above me,
I saw, while floating down,
A taxi on a mountain
And a kayak and a clown.
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January 18, 2009 09:42 PM EST --
A cute hairy fairy named Mary,
Was in love with a pixie called Harry,
He, too, all his life
Wanted her for his wife,
So the hairy fairy Mary married Harry.
. . .
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January 19, 2009 09:16 AM EST --
There once was a crass guy named Jude,
Whose albums were considered lewd,
He'd edit each pose
To remove all the clothes,
And upload one more crude dude Jude nude. . . .
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January 19, 2009 10:20 PM EST --
In church was a beauty named Jen,
Whose voice was a definite ten,
She'd belt out a note
From deep in her throat,
And the deacons would all shout "Amen"! . . .
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December 11, 2008 09:57 PM EST --
One Christmas Eve
One Christmas Eve before I met,
Your mom and fell in love,
I took a walk down through the woods,
A full moon up above.
The trees . . .
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